I'm Almost Did the World a Favor!

Yesterday, I swear I almost hit Carrot-Top as I was driving down Gorham St. in Madison!!!!! I was driving, minding my own business, and all of a sudden...

This guy runs right in front of my truck! There could have been carrot juice splatted all over the place.

I'm so sorry, Carrot Top. I don't really have anything against you. Why does everyone pick on you? I hope you are doing fine and are successful at whatever it is you do.

Love, Jeffrey