Thursday, November 30, 2006

I'm Without Wheels...but I'M ALIVE!

Hey Bull-Roar fans!

Last night,on my way to the local library, some drunk driver was speeding on the wrong side of the street (I was on E. Washington a block up from Ella's Deli) and before I could do anything, hit me head on, totalled my truck and kept on going up the road and hit a few more cars.

Luckily, even though my poor truck is a complete wreck, I somehow walked away okay!

I'd go more into it in my verbacious Jeffrey way, but I'm still in shock. I just thought I'd let you all know I'm doing fine.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

*Sob* DORITOS...

HAHA! for Jeremy!

Bat-tree Wars on E. Wash!

My neighborhood is a good place for your bat-tree needs!

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Discovered: A Better Photo

On my Sept. 27, 2006 blog I posted some pics of when I went to visit my sister and her family. Unfortunately, one picture I posted was imperfect. Here's a superior version!

Well, almost perfect. There's a bowl in my crotch!

Happy Frankie Birthday!

Eating 32 scoops of ice-cream at the creepiest place on earth- Ella's Deli!!!

Lots of ice cream!

A Banana B.J.

Thanksgiving Weekend Shenanigans

Wednesday- God, I've been looking forward to this day soooo much! School has really been a pain in the...ahhhh, I've needed this break incredibly so. Started off my weekend by inviting people to come over to watch Madonna's Confession Tour on the teevee that night. My friend Kyle showed up and I made popcorn and tried to make cookies, but the dough was mushy and wrong. The cookies were stressing me out so I gave up on them.

The concert was fantastic! It was nice to see a lot of the action closer-up this time- I recognized the choreography and much more clearly than I did at the actual concert (I was one of the many attendees at one of her shows at the Madison Sqare Gardens shows). It was nice to have pointed out what I missed in person. What was the whole fuss about the "Live to Tell" song? NBC edited out the scenes where Madonna was attached to a discofied, mirror-plated cross. Big whoop and a bull-roar. She was just trying to point out the plight of AIDS orphans in Africa. Who would be offended by that? Sometimes, I think there's got to be some person with something mighty huge up his/her ass and who has a lot of time to let everyone know it's there. Jeeze, get a life! Haha, anyway, I was pretty happy to have the chance to see the concert again and to relive it. Thankfully, whether for time or for pure ennui, the powers-the-be decided to cut four of the songs- two of which I felt really deserved the axe. I remember that during the concert those two songs, good as they were, were a real yawn-fest. People were getting up out of their seats, not to dance, but to leave to buy beer and pretzels. During the broadcast, we had commercial-time to do that. No ballads during a dance-concert, Madonna, duh!!!!

Thursday, Thanksgiving Day- My mom had me over and we had a tasty lunch.

Watch out, Pam! Tasha looks hungry!


People usually end up watching a lot of teevee during the holidays, my mom is no exception. She has at least four teevees around the house. She was peeved that her "Christmas Story" movie wasn't being aired so we ended up watching some other shows, some of which I wasn't quite sure were good for eating turkey to. I wonder if the pilgrims would have held thanksgiving dinner knowing that, sometime in the future, people would be watching a marathon of shows about coroners trying to identify the bodies of hapless souls without photo id's who croaked under bridges, in houseboats, on the road under the wheels of a bus, in maggot-infested beds, and so-on.

Maybe the teevee people were trying to use reverse psychology on its viewers this Thanksgiving. Learn to appreciate that you have a driver's license in your pocket and that that it isn't you on the slab getting your bloated, drippy-skinned fingers chopped off in order for the forensic person to fendangle a way to somehow, almost impossibly, get a set of fingerprints. Yuck, good dinner watching. Luckily, my mom realized Match Game was on and the channel was changed pronto!

Haha, looks like the neighbors invited the travelling carnival over for dinner. Or is it Destitute Camouflage Claus and his wife Smoking Hippie Claus? Hmmm...


After lunch, we took Tasha for a drive and ended up in Columbus where my mom's Aunt Lillian lives. Lillian's a great old lady, she just turned 99 years old and has lots of stories to tell! After complaining about my mom's pumpkin pie and leaving it on the counter we sat down and Lil shared with us boxes of old pictures and the stories that went with each photo. How cool!
Here's Lil (in the white polka-dot dress) with her sisters and their kids in 1942:

The barn in the background is the same one from my grandfather's polaroids that I posted a couple weeks ago. I found out that my great-grandfather (the man on the right) worked the farm before Lil's brother, Arnold- my grandfather, did.

Here's Lil, my mom and me!

Lil really flattered me by telling me what a looker I was! *Blush!* Haha, she also kept staring at me trying to figure out who in the family I looked like. It's interesting to get the perspective from someone who knew everyone from my family: my great-great-grandparents and on!

She also wondered how old I was. I told her (34) and she freaked out. Everytime I tell someone how old I am they don't believe me. Haha, should I be annoyed or thankful? I'll go with the glass is half-full one on this, I guess!


Friday- I had my post-Thanksgiving party. I spent the whole day getting ready. The party's theme was the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and I served pretzels, jelly-beans, toast, and popcorn in honor of the meal that Snoopy and Woodstock served up for the Peanuts cast. I even bought lawn chairs for everyone to sit in! Too bad hardly anyone came... Bambi showed up with her friend Michelle, then my buddy Matt popped by. At one point I thought more guests were showing up when I heard a knock at my door, but it was only my crack-addict neighbor and one of the hefty girls from downstairs inviting themselves to my "bash." Yeah, whatever. I think they were picturing beer-kegs, bong-hits and farm-fed orgy action. I told them if it picked up I'd let 'em know. Didn't happen. I guess I don't know how to throw a party at all. Sigh.

I retried an attempt at making my sacrilicious Madonna cookies!

-the cross that Madonna was hooked up to that NBC wouldn't show
-the Malawian baby that Madonna kidnapped
-"Open Your Heart!"
-her guitar that she rocked out to during "I Love New York!"
-Madonna with her cone-bra represented by two chocolate chips
-and the phone to get "Hung Up" on

Random Notebook Pages- Earth Science: Fall 1993, #4

I seemed a bit enthusiatic about impending global doom, didn't I?

Jesus makes an appearance in a lesson about water-tables.

Earth.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Random Notebook Pages- Earth Science: Fall 1993, #3


Deidre sat next to me each class period. She was such a blast! Fun everyday even though the class material could be a little, uh, dull. We'd entertain each other with our notes! On the upper-left hand corner on my notes below, she's "telling" me that love is around and that I shouldn't be judgemental. Probably about my asssessment of "Sci-Fi Dude's" attire and hair-style that day. I think I responded by telling her not to judge me. Sigh, I miss you, Deidre!!!!

Another "Obscure-Fact Dude" quote!:

Bethke is Mr. Bethke, the class instructor. I remember he used the words, "ignorant tike," in reference to himself, and I must have thought those words combined were the cat's ass or something.

Upcoming Get-Togethers and Parties!

Hey there, Bull Roar Fans!!!! Party at my place!

Details:

This Wednesday, Nov. 22 at 6:30 pm. Madonna's Confession Tour is going to air on NBC and I'm gonna invite ya all to show up to my place and watch it with me. I'm going to make some sacriligious-themed cookies (or as Homer Simpson would say, "Mmmmmm, sacrilicious...") and turn on the teevee for a couple hours of that great kaballah-thumping, disco tracksuit-wearing, American-hating, baby-stealing Madonna! As many of you know, I saw her live in NYC this summer and it was a great show...hope you can show up!

But...if you don't I'm gonna have another get together two nights later for a post-Thanksgiving, left-overs bash. I'm gonna have the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving playing while I serve up left-overs, mixed up with a batch of toast and popcorn! That'll be this Friday, Nov. 24 around 7 or so also. I'm gonna try and get lawnchairs for everyone to sit in!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

F.U.R.L.S

My mom made up an acronym for all the customers that come into the Wal-Mart she works at.

F - fat

U - ugly

R - rude

L - lazy

S - stupid

Remember this term for an upcoming pop quiz! Plus, it'll be useful the next time you talk about your last trip to Wal-Mart.

Random Notebook Pages- Earth Science: Fall 1993, #2

Looks like "Sci-Fi Dude" had a few quotes this particular class period.

Workin' Worthen #1

Sometimes I just sit and think about all the darn jobs I've had in my life and what a busy-bee I've been. Toil, toil, toil! I don't think when I was a kid that I'd ever grow up to do any of these stupid, craptacular jobs I've had, oh well! Anyway, I thought I'd compile a list and blog a post for each one of my many different jobs and share my work adventures with all of you. I hope you all enjoy the tales of my never-ending enslavement.

My first work experience was delivering early morning newspapers for my stupid cousin, Jacob- my slightly older, yet shorter, Adam Rich-looking, snobby-ass cousin while he would go on vacation with his family down to Florida. I was eleven years old and in the fifth grade when I started filling in for him. My dad would wake me up at 3:30 in the morning and we'd drive over to my cousin's place to get the papers ready for delivery. I remember it being so DARK out. I was never up at that time before, it was weird to be up when I was for sure everyone else in the world was asleep. How cool!!!! I still remember my dad and I driving around the west-side, lakeshore part of Beaver Dam, the area where my cousin's route was. These houses were all the doctor's and attorney's houses. All the rich people of town lived here and I got to run up their driveways, as my dad sat in the car, and drop their Milwaukee Journals (how high-class: the out-of-town paper!) into their various newspaper bins, inside screen-doors, or under rocks. Up until that point, I never gave new radio songs the time of day- my parents always seemed to listen to the "oldies;' but when we were out delivering my dad had on Z104 or something playing all the pop-rock hits of the time. Those songs have been driven into my head and whenever I hear them now, I think of early morning runs up those doctors' driveways!

"Electric Avenue" - Eddie Grant
"Every Breath You Take" - The Police
"Urgent" - Foreigner
"Snapshot" - Sylvia (a country-pop crossover artist who paved the way for the Shania Twains and their ilk. All her songs seem to be about catching her boyfriends cheating on her)
"Down Under" - Men at Work
"Owner Of A Lonely Heart" - Yes
"Steppin' Out" - Joe Jackson
"Gloria" - Laura Branigan
"My Baby Takes the Morning Train" - Sheena Easton
and practically any Huey Lewis and the News song!



My aunt probably forced my cousin to send this to me- what a little shit. Oh well, this was an interesting start to my work-life!

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Random Notebook Pages- Earth Science: Fall 1993, #1

Haha, now that I'm getting a 4.0 (so far) in school this semester, it's funny to see how I was in class at the same school a lifetime ago- I must have thought I was pretty funny!

I seemed to have names for everyone in the class, as seen in the "roll-call" below. "Obscure-Fact Guy" is pictured above. He was one of those "returning adult students" who sit in the front row and interject with the most mundane comments like clockwork. Much to the chagrin (sp?) of my current classmates, he's kinda my role-model now, haha! Not really, I don't have the moustache needed for spouting out class-wasting, barely-on-topic comments. Though, there is a guy in my Construction Materials class this semester who seems to have inherited that position! God, he never shuts up.

Advice For My Sister

Supposedly, I'm gonna be an uncle again! Whether or not my sister is for sure on her "condition," I thought I'd share this:



I had this advice taped up to the door of the Museum (my old apartment) just in case I came across any babies during my day. I guess babies are something people just look at, and want to shake like Shake 'N Bake!

Monday, November 13, 2006

My Theme Song!

During my first stint at MATC (way back in 1992) I took a basic music theory class where I had to write a song!!! I admit I got a helping hand from my good friend Brian Kolterman.

I should have a contest to see who can come up with the best lyrics!!!

Release the Guinea Pigs!

Yesterday, my Covance health study was completed. They sent us out with nice, fat checks! So what did I do right away?

BOOK-SHOPPING!!!!

I've been really poor for awhile now and have been holding off on adding any additional weight to my heaving bookshelves, but with this newfound money in my account I tore up the bookstores, actual and online, alike! Yay!!!

I hit Frugal Muse on the northside of town, the used bookstore that was closest to my banking establishment. I purchased the new collection of FOUND! Check it out- it's hilarious!

Then I drove by one of my favorite thrift-shops, only to find that it is closed!!! Did you all know that the HOUSE OF THRIFT shut its doors and moved away somewhere???? Well, I didn't!

Then I headed downtown to the library, to return about a million dvd's. I'm not kidding. Ask Pamby! Anyway, the library was having a sale of discarded children's books upstairs- 25 cents each! At one point during my scavenging I almost had to fight some old lady to the ground for some awesome books on architecture. She got there, like, a nano-second before me and I missed out on some cool DK guides, but alas, she didn't get them all!!! I don't know why she was even buying books. Like she's gonna have the time to read them (ouch!). Anyway, I hope she likes them as much as I like the ones I got!

The Inside DK Guidest to Super Structures

The Eyewitness Visual Dictionary of Buildings (super awesome for school, I've been constantly checking this one out from the library), and

Building a House ( a neat book that talks about framing, foundations, siding, etc.)

After the library I thought I'd swim through the massive bins of unwanted books at the St. Vinnies Dig N Save. But today I wasn't having the best of luck! Dig N Save stopped selling books!!!!!!! Where else am I gonna be able to buy books by the pound, twenty-five cents a pound????? BOOOOO!!!!!!! HISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

So then I went home and checked my Amazon.com cart to see what I've put on hold during this last year!
I couldn't get everything in there yet but I did get these:

New Architecture in Spain - a guide that was published alongside the installation I attended at the MOMA in NYC.

World's Finest Comics Archives, Volume 3 (DC Archive Editions) :featuring the great Superman/Batman and Robin team-ups of the late 1950's

The Metal Men Archives, Vol. 1 (DC Archive Editions) - The Metal Men was a 1960's product of DC Comics where these robots were somehow invented with responsometers that gave each robot, each made of a different element, emotions and personality. Very fun!

The Complete Peanuts 1959-1960

The Complete Peanuts 1961-1962 - a continuation of the series put out by Fantagraphics that will collect every Peanuts comic strip ever!

and I got some more books devoted to architecture:

A Field Guide to American Houses - a must have for anyone in the world of building!

A Visual Dictionary of Architecture

The New York World's Fair, 1939/1940: in 155 Photographs

1939 New York World's Fair Film 3 DVD Set - 6+ Hours - for some reason I'm a freak about the 1939 New York's World's Fair. Now I can really geek out on it!

I'm Almost Did the World a Favor!

Yesterday, I swear I almost hit Carrot-Top as I was driving down Gorham St. in Madison!!!!! I was driving, minding my own business, and all of a sudden...

This guy runs right in front of my truck! There could have been carrot juice splatted all over the place.

I'm so sorry, Carrot Top. I don't really have anything against you. Why does everyone pick on you? I hope you are doing fine and are successful at whatever it is you do.

Love, Jeffrey

Jeffrey Relics #23

Hmmm...looks like I won a scholarship back in high school for college! Too bad, I didn't know what I was doing with my life and I ended up working in Beaver Dam (the Pyramid Supper Club, the Elk's Club Friday fish-fries, and Super 8 Motel!) instead of school. Guess, I'm just slow at life...

I wonder if I can go back to Dr. Berry and see if that money I didn't use is still available. Would be nice for school this year!

What's In Your Wallet?

Rummaging through boxes of old stuff I found part of one of my old wallets, too bad there was none of the green stuff! Here's who I carried close to me:

Hank, one of the two people who ran 20th Century Books here in Madison. I used to go there every week when they operated downtown off the capitol square. I kept his picture, which I clipped out of the local whiny newspaper, the Isthmus (which always seemed to run stories about the misfortunes of the independent booksellers and featured interviews with Hank, who I guess, was the only expert on the matter) in my wallet in hopes that he would see it when I paid for my comics and give me a discount. Never worked. Anyway, I wish I could have also had a picture of Deb, his girlfriend or wife or whatever she was to him. She was an overweight fantasy, sci-fi fan stuck in 1974. Loved her blue eyeshadow and the sensibly bookish ponytail. She also liked a certain blue sweater that was pretty much her life-uniform. I'm not sure how they ever ran their business profitably. They seemed to stare down any possible customer, as if that person might shoplift or something. I weathered the stares to become one of their weekly faves. They had great deals on back-issues (usually, cover price when the comic was new!!!).

Janet Pyeatt!!! She was the Channel 3 weatherlady for awhile. I remember how she would shake for awhile after she first started. Her body would tremble during her report, her nerves were being shot right there on camera, live in front of everyone! I admired her for not being some phoney-camera smile. She was human!

Wonder Woman! Also some fortune-cookie advice!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

That other blog of mine...

The Quarter Bin is back in production!

Some of the items I wrote about I could have posted as some of my relics of the past here on Bull Roar, but due their "comic-book"ishness I posted them there instead.

Hope to see you all at the Quarter Bin!

Old Article about Madison

I was going through my books and magazines and found an issue of CMJ Music Monthly in the stacks. In addition to the Chris Isaak cover feature this June 1995 edition featured a couple pages on Madison, Wisconsin, my city. I really enjoyed this feature: every month CMJ would have some local musicians write up a review of the town they lived in to kind of document the "scene." This was about the time I really started going on roadtrips and so I found it quite helpful as well as entertaining to read.

Killdozer was our city's reviewer. Great band: makes me think of all the shows I used to attend at the late O'Kayz Corral.


In Covance for the Weekend...

Hey everyone, just sitting in Covance Research Units waiting to be dosed tomorrow. I'm hoping to blog a bit here and the Quarter Bin, as long as the internet connections don't get all tied up! (or if I have a baaaad reaction to the medication...)

Monday, November 06, 2006

Aquaman at the Post Office!

As I was sending something off (um...to no one in particular) at the post office today I finally decided to purchase the set of stamps commemorating DC Comics super-heroes that came out this last summer. All my favorites are on it! Here's a pic I found of them on the web (I scanned them in, but thought I'd get in trouble for posting them on the net, since they're considered legal tender...):


Here, though, is a scan of the backside (pause), that I was incredibly happy and surprised to discover:


A pop quiz on these DC legends may be given at any moment- so read up!

Okay, now that you read all the mini-bios on Superman, Hawkman, Wonder Woman, etc. I have to impart upon you all my giddiness for what I found next at the post office! Wow, oh wow!!!!! It was like a dream, slow-motion and all, I was completing my transaction and I kinda turn to the left, and there up over on the far wall are a bunch of matted pictures, and this was one of them:

Whoop-whoop! My soul lit up on sight- Happy Day!!!! It's drawn by either Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez, Dick Giordano, or both. I know both of these men were the masters of DC's promotional art of the late 1970's and early 80's. Any product: t-shirts, stickers, lunchboxes, beach-towels. Their art was what you saw. I love it!
Extra bonus! This, what I think is an envelope, is on the bottom of the matted picture (scanned separtately cuz my scanner isn't big enough). It has the postmarking of the stamp, this case Aquaman; but what I'm really grooving on, again, is the art!!!!! This is my idea of what comic art is all about. Crisp and fun!


PS, Bull-Roar readers, I posted this to my Quarter Bin blog too, so don't bitch!

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Autumn Leaves

I headed out of Madison today to hang out with my dad to give him his birthday present, and then to my mom's to rake her stupid lawn!

The stupid rake snapped in half, like fives strokes into the job. My mom was pissed at me for breaking the rake. I "pushed it too hard!" Bull-roar, I did! It was a cheap piece-o'crap from Wal-Mart. She didn't even care that when the handle snapped it whacked me in the neck- I could have been stabbed in the juggler and she would have stood over my slumped over body and yelled at me for getting blood all over her lawn! I had to use the half-rake on the entire lawn. My mom complained that I wasn't getting all the leaves. Whatever!

Raking gets you all sweaty and I had to take off my jacket! I can't help but get irritated with the bad patch job around the next-door neighbor's kitchen window. Tragic. (PS: this was the house that Kathy Schuster came to visit in 1985)

My mom got less bitchy afterward and we watched "Airplane" on cable- until she remembered she had the latest Price is Right on tape in her teevee/vee-cee-arr in the kitchen.

PS: I'm sporting my autumn beard!

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Return to Sender...?

Hey Bull-Roar readers, remember when I lived in NYC, I had a huge problem with the USPS because they couldn't figure out how to deliver anything to me? Well, here's proof! Gert, one of the greatest Bull-Roar fans out there sent me a package back on JUNE 23, 2006. I finally got it a week ago, OCTOBER 26, 2006!!!!! (Thanks, Pamby!)

It appears that it sat in some NYC post office for about a month. Look at the yellow "Unable to Deliver" sticker. Hmmmm, July 20. Guess I had to attach a giant neon-sign to my mailbox stating it was mine. The name label I had on it was pretty useless it seems.

Check out Gert's letter and note the irony!

Thanks Gert for the Superman poster, it was SUPER-nice of you to send to me! I see that it was autographed by all the stars of the movie- what a bonus! Better yet, I see you added pics of Toni and Buster as SUPER-cats: SUPER-MEOW!!!!!

How did you get those kitties to sit so nicely for the camera? They must be SUPER-models!!!!
Toni is such a SUPER boy!