Assertive Poetry

Looks like Amnesiac Pete, who mysteriously disappeared sometime around the new year, was a master of a form of lyrical writing I have dubbed "Assertive Poetry."

He apparently left this for me to find amongst the piles of junk in his uncleaned, deserted room. Maybe a souvenir of his creepiness, or a possibly valuable lesson in being hard-core?


Yes, Pete, you embody fire! You were strong, when you left without saying good-bye and leaving things behind like your check-book and social security information! And, Pete, you must have really been a "Mighty Inferno" from what I can tell from all those huge yellow stains all-over your bed's mattress!

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!