My Chapstick is Missing
I lost my little half-used tube of Vaseline Lip Therapy. Everyone and their cousin seems to have seen it though, "Oh yeah, I saw that earlier today. Yep!" Well...where is it now??? I want to barf at the thought that someone actually took it and is now caking it onto their crumbly flaky lips. Yuck, the people here are so twisted--- and hell, this place is dry!
posted by J.P. @ 9:20 PM
2 Comments:
That stuff's crap. Get Burt's Bees Beeswax Lip Balm. Then, if anyone tries to take it, you can say, "Hey! That's none of your beeswax!"
Buzz-buzz! Thanks for the super suggestion Amy, but won't Burt get mad if I take his balm too? An eye for an eye isn't always right!
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