Friday, December 30, 2005

"Time, Time, Time, What's Become of Me?"

I'm sorry everyone for not keeping up my blog in a more timely fashion! I haven't had a moment to myself, let alone my darling computer ever since I left my apartment last Friday morning. My schedule has been mesmerizing in its capacity. Holidays, travelling about to relatives' homes, and now I've picked up a couple weeks working my old job at MBF while I wait around to see if I make it in to yet another health study. I forgot how much time gets eaten up working a full-time job. Getting out of work at 6 PM in Madison doesn't seem to allow me the ability to both write in my blog and to do the things that I can blog about. That is pure "Bull Roar!"

For my faithful devoted readers, here's a list of upcoming blog topics coming your way (once I have time to type them up and to load in my digital pictures):

-my trials and tribulations I endured on my trip home

-the Blossom Lane Film-Festival at Pam's house

-my holiday experience at my mom's

-my feelings about DC Comics' "Infinite Crisis"

-maybe I'll come up with a personal top 10 or 25 greatest hits of 2005 song-list

-I may also review this last year in general adding comments when appropriate



If I don't get a chance to "steal" some Wi-Fi from someone before this weekend, I'd like to take the chance now to wish you all a marvelous New Year. Yay!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Packing Up for the Holidays

It's been both a busy and boring week here in NYC for me. Subway Strike. King Kong. Winter Hibernation. Infinite Crisis.
And now I'm packing a few bags, getting ready for my 6 AM flight back to Wisconsin.

List of things I'm gonna do while in the Dairy Freezer section of the USA:

Pam's Filmfest: every year she throws together a party when a bunch of us can get together and we show movies we made on our computers. Yay! I can't wait. I made a movie myself and I'm also providing the music (a la an mp3 disc I made).

Holiday at the homes of my parents. I'm giving each of them, and my sister, copies of a ton of digital-pictures I've taken throughout the past year. I'm hoping they'll be excited to see these, since I've been keeping them secret the whole time. If they don't, I'm gonna disown them all. Merry Christmas.

Michael Best and Friedrich: I'm returning to work for the bastards for a couple weeks just to get a paycheck. Plus they are some pretty nice bastards.

Covance: I am screening for yet another paid guinea-pig test. If I pass and make the panel I'll be locked up for over a month!!! If I do get in, you'll all have fun reading about me going insane!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Chronicles of Narnia

This afternoon I took an excursion down to the end of my street and to a matinee at the Cobble Hill Cinema. It's a nice old small-town-style theatre with none of the crap-ass crowds that NYC seems to breed. No one talked or ran around during the movie. Nobody shouted at the on-screen characters. No cell-phones were answered or even rang. Missing also was random hyena laughter directed at mundane movie moments (like when a door shuts or when a car crosses a street -WTF?) Luckily, I was at an early day matinee and not the 11PM show where people seem to bring their little kids and babies who ought to be in bed. For some reason the mobs of the loud, the rude, and the obnoxious have seemed to have boycotted this particular venue, for which I am most pleased.
The movie itself was a fair adaptation of the novel. I've read it several times throughout the years and have enjoyed the series thouroughly, so I had high expectations of this film. I walked out glad I took the time and spent my five dollars to see it. I didn't think it was the greatest in the world, it definetely was Lord of the Rings Lite, but as I wintered up for my walk home an old lady was just ohmygoshing herself silly! "Disney's back!" she exclaimed at me with a look of sheer ecstacy. "Wasn't that the most wondrous thing you've ever seen?" she asked me after she noticed she had my sideways attention. I agreed with her it was a good-time. Her reaction gave me a smile for my way home. It was NICE to see someone so thrilled over something in such a pure way (I could have done without the stupid Disney comment but I imagined the last Disney picture this woman saw was Cinderella or maybe Peter Pan, so I forgive her).

My First NYC Job!

Yay! I momentarily enjoyed gainful employment! Yesterday I worked a temp job for WCBS on W. 57th. They were holding a radiothon for the Morgan Stanley Childeren's Hospital of New York City Presbytirian (what a mouthful!) and I answered phone-calls. Well, actually, five of them. I got paid ten bucks an hour for a full eight hours, plus breakfast, lunch, and dinner to pick up the phone a total of five times. What a great intro to the workworld of NYC! Thanks, holiday overspending! Thank you, donor fatigue! My appreciation, general laziness and mass malaise!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Patti Smith and au hasard Balthazar

This weekend the Anthology Film Archives, a New York institution which preserves and exhibits "curiously strong cinema", celebrated its 35th anniversary by holding a festival featuring note-worthy films from their Essential Cinema Collection. The event was sponsored by Altoids (lots of yummy complimentary candies everywhere!) and each night the films were selected and hosted by a different celebrity guest.
Friday night Peter Bogdanovich, director of "The Last Picture Show" hosted Jean Renoir's "Rules of the Game" and Buster Keaton's "Neighbors." That was cool to go to. A reception was held beforehand. I had to race against swarms of badly dressed frumpy old ladies to the snack tables. I did make off with enough of what they couldn't pile onto their plates fifteen dozen different ways to make my little tummy happy. I was hungry after the long wait, actually the two waits, out in the cold.
First before 4:30 people were lined up just to get tickets for the show later on that night. Then we all had to go outside and wait to be let in again to be one of the first 75 people in at 6:30. If one was in this 75, that person got a year-long membership to the anthology. I, of course, got mine! Lots of black and white movies with subtitles are a guaranteed part of my future!
So seeing Rules of the Game was great to see again. I saw it once in my Intro to Film class way back in my MATC days. Now I got to see it hosted by Bogdanovich. It was the first time I've ever seen a big-time Hollywood director. The first time too, that I saw a decade's younger busty (extremely top-heavy) blonde Hollywood prize girlfriend. An example of this type of girlfriend walked past me at one point in the theatre, but I didn't know that was what she was until I spotted her again walking alongside Peter as he and his entourage left for the evening (he didn't seem to stick around for the movie he introduced). Wow - the things you never get to see when you live in the Midwest!
And amongst that never-seen was Patti Smith. Saturday night she came to introduce us to "au hasard Balthazar," a film by Robert Bresson about the lives of a donkey, a French-girl, and the sins of the world. I've never in my life ever thought anything of Patti Smith - just thought she wasn't up my alley. She wasn't the reason for me going to the movie. I was hanging out with a friend who thought this would be a good movie to see, and I couldn't argue, considering my brand new membership to the theatre allowed me free entry! But as we sat down, there she was. Ohmygod. I fell in love! If you look at some photos of her that I took during that evening, you may understand. She just seemed so.....ugh, I don't know how to say it. I don't want to say she's ugly. I'm going to say she has a lot of power in just being herself, which, to me is the ultimate in cool.
I sat amazed as she introduced the film and related to us how she came to love this movie. I guess she watched it about a hundred times when it came out, and later on she wrote poetry inspired by Gerard, a character in Balthazar who is a total jerk-ass with a rock-n-roll attitude. During this, my first viewing, Gerard's actions and misgivings incredibly vexed me. Everytime he did something, it was spiteful and mean - an act of an evil little brat in the body of an impetulant Frenchman trying to summon the spirit of Marlon Brando in the "Wild Ones" or maybe one of the "Road Warriors." Multiple viewings, however, must create some kind of symbioty between audience and foe. I can see how his lack of concern for others and rules may be understood and appreciated. He was a guy who did what he wanted, satiating his id at every turn - which is so rock-n-roll to do. His misdeeds (like making cars crash into each other and lighting donkey-tails on fire) inspire poetry.
Anyway, Patti was so cool. I was beside myself when the movie was over and it was time to go, and I saw Patti get prepared to go outside. She put on her boring looking winter jacket and her gloves. Then she put on her hat. It was just a regular stocking cap that she could have easily bought from Target or from one of those guys that litter every New York corner who peddle scarves and thermal underwear. I imagined her walking down the street just like anyone else would, wearing her hat and a book under her arm. No pretense at all. She just walks home, unlocks the front-door, feeds the cat, and then sits down and writes a poem or something. Sorry everyone if I'm beginning to sound stupid. I'll stop writing for now and just post pics!








This is an image of Marie and Balthazar as illustrated by great comic-book artist Seth.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Aquaman featured on US Postage Stamps!!!

Have a look!


If anyone sends me love letters in the mail using one of these stamps as postage, I will marry that person no matter how horribly written, or how perverse, or how banal the message is.
Simply put: DC superhero stamps = TLF!

These stamps are coming out next year in 2006 (note: the price increase to 39ยข).

The top image of Aquaman jumping out of the sea was drawn by the late Jim Aparo (most notably know as being the artist on Batman), who pencilled the Aquaman series in the late 60's and Aquaman's lead feature in Adventure Comics during the 1970's. I actually have a vintage poster of this same image framed somewhere in storage. I love it.

The bottom two rows of stamps are images of actual comic-book covers these charcacters appeared in. The Aquaman one is from the fifth and final issue of his 1989 mini-series. Great artwork by supreme Superman artist Curt Swan who handled the pencilling chores for this particular series. I learned to appreciate Swan's artwork with this series. His characters were beautifully drawn. Unfortunately, I thought the plot was rather weak (especially, when Aquaman's wife Mera goes crazy and she tries to kill him, he ends up accidentally impaling her, then she "comes back" to life, and leaves him and this dimension supposedly forever - whew!). Aquaman has had a rough life. So it's good he's getting a stamp to commemorate everything he's done for us and the fish of the world.

Pie Time

Here you go everyone - a pic of that apple-pie from Peter McManus I would kill for (luckily, I had money):

My waitress informed me, when I asked, that Miss Grimble is the maker of this delicious pie with best crust any pie could ever hope to have.
Yum! I took that picture myself before I devoured it - and, oh yeah, here I am, fork in hand:


Nothing like a slice of pie after attending an opening reception at an art gallery that offered NO food or drink, no crackers, no punch. Marina Abramovic, a world-famous performance artist had an opening tonight at the Sean Kelly Gallery, I think, in Chelsea. It was a video installation called the "Balkan Erotic Epic." She made five short looping video clips of people reinacting Eastern European pagan traditions and practices that somehow used sex and genitals to cure their problems or give them good luck. One clip had women posing as peasants in the field lifting their skirts up to scare the gods into stopping the rain. Another clip had a bunch of naked dudes gyrating on the ground. They were trying to fuck it to make it fertile or something. One of the guy's butts was really bouncing about. Anyway, there were a few others similiar to that. I guess if I had the money I could have bought one and then I could hook up a projector to display it on one of the empty walls of my apartment. If I did, I'd at least have some Triscuits and a cheese plate on hand for my guests.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Annie at the Rothko, Dec. 3

Song Set:
1. Always Too Late (fitting since she was more than an hour late!)
2. Chewing Gum
3. Greatest Hit
4. Wedding
5. Come Together
6. Heartbeat
7. Crush
8. Me Plus One

God, New Yorkers aren't impressing me show-wise. Everyone just STANDS there! They all need a shot of some good ol' corn-eatin', milk-drinkin' Midwest Boogie Action! Annie gave us a great performance. Hope to see her again (somewhere where people actually react to music...)

Saturday, December 03, 2005

A Warning of Advice

Never tell anyone (me, for instance) that he looks like Pee-Wee Herman. Just think about it. Nobody wants to hear that!

Once in high-school, a girl in my drama class made a similiar mistake. It was the first day of class and our teacher Mrs. Lutz was introducing herself to us and this girl raises her hand and says, "Mrs. Lutz, you really remind me of someone."
Perked up at this attention, our teacher musically responds, "Oh, who would that be?"
"Roseanne." The room fell silent as Mrs. Lutz just stood there giving this girl some kind of voodoo stare that seemed to go on forever. Nobody could believe that she said that! Even though there were body similarities and she did share the same dumpy midwestern aesthetic as Roseanne - Rosenanne isn't someone you would use in comparison when complimenting somebody! I think that girl had to drop out or something, I don't remember her being in that class after that day.