I Could Stuff an Elephant or TWO Into My New Place If I Really Wanted To

Yes! I have a plus-sized space to call my home with two new room-mates that I won't ever get a chance to annoy. They're always gone! The best kind I say. I got a great room all to myself on the top floor of an old brownstone here in the beautiful city of Brooklyn. I've got TWO windows (two more than other places I looked at) and TWO closets (also two more than those others)! There is room for me to not only put my feet on the floor, but room enough to run around and shake my groove thang around. There is also an echo (echo, echo, echo...)! So, you out-of-towners, if any of you want to experience this paradise first-hand, come on over for awhile. I got an extra mattress under my bed that I can put in the OTHER SIDE of my room. It is huge! Plus I'm real close to all the subway lines that meet at the Atlantic Center. Only a few stops from Manhattan. If I walk up the hill further into Park Slope I can still hang out with Todd and Brian and watch BBC shows like the new "Dr. Who" or the old "I, Claudius" series. We can also go drinking on the cheap, at O'Connors, conveniently close by on 5th Ave. And afterwards, on the way home, I can always find junk (functional castoffs) on the street to furnish my new place with.

Home Sweet Home!